Today, I told my husband that a guy I work with told me that I'm the most beautiful woman he has ever met. My husband replied, "He needs to get out more." FML
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On 03/26/2013 at 10:12am - love - by Candycane88 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at my job, waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible thumpers. They left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service, telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately, Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)
Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my picture from a dating profile was so "hilarious" that people have been posting it on Instagram with mean captions. FML
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On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)
Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)
Today, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook. I asked him about it, and he reassured me the pictures were from months ago. Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck. The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get. FML
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On 03/21/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by kaikaicaligirl - United States (California)
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
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On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by bobthenun - United States (California)
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
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On 03/20/2013 at 12:54am - love - by Too manly (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
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On 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 5:17am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while serving two middle-aged women at the coffee shop, I was screamed at and accused of being a "sexist and chauvinistic bastard." This was prompted by me charging one of them 40 cents for the addition of steamed milk, which is clearly stated on the price sheet. FML
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On 03/17/2013 at 3:00pm - work - by innocentbarista (man) - United States (California)
Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
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On 03/16/2013 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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On 03/14/2013 at 4:52am - money - by ScrewedForCheapBag - United States (California)
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