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Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4542) - you deserved it (59890)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML

#895
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13437) - you deserved it (2026)

On 01/09/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13344) - you deserved it (1654)

On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7118) - you deserved it (23210)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

#648
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13689) - you deserved it (2953)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7049) - you deserved it (15093)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

#489
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21285) - you deserved it (14532)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)



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