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Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

#927368
200 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

#925174
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65307) - you deserved it (8413)

On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting in the lobby of a modeling agency for my interview to be a potential model and I was next in line. They called "NEXT!" and I walked in with a smile on my face. They stared at my face for a moment and then started yelling "NEXT". FML

#922187
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47176) - you deserved it (9287)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by taptheturtle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

#920933
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63449) - you deserved it (1853)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda from somewhere else. Drinks are half the profit for restaurants. There is a strict policy that you have to charge for carry-in drinks. I told him this, he yelled at me so I told him I was doing my job. I got fired, for doing my job. FML

#919525
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49928) - you deserved it (3496)

On 04/11/2009 at 10:07pm - work - by waitress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

#915379
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56867) - you deserved it (2267)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

#907713
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38258) - you deserved it (5209)

On 04/10/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by bastardddd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a five year old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

#904176
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55546) - you deserved it (5107)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:07pm - kids - by boyfriendless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (201169) - you deserved it (19790)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

#888437
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9866) - you deserved it (63277)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

#882663
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46696) - you deserved it (9898)

On 04/09/2009 at 5:16am - misc - by atang (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

#881818
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30709) - you deserved it (19873)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by ferrarismyname (man) - United States (California)

Today, my step-mother threw a surprise party on my acceptance to college. People kept telling me how delightfully shocked and happy they are for me. "UPenn" was written everywhere, when I really got into Penn State. Everyone thinks I'm going to an Ivy League. FML

#881637
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49453) - you deserved it (4446)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by LindsayK (woman) - United States (California)



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