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Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street!! In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car!! The car I hit belonged the family that owned the dog!! Now I have to pay them because I saved there dog's life!! mega FML

#5891764
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (5140)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by JC - United States (California)

Today, I was sleeping next to girlfriend an I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy an I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" an "all the nasty things u can do to me." FML

#5876173
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21292) - you deserved it (2204)

On 10/18/2009 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . I Awoke To Fine A Giant Turd On Mah Carpet.. . Cat Hair Everywhere In Mah Room.. . And A Big Hole In Mah Window Screen . I Don't Own A Cat . FML

#5863047
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32719) - you deserved it (1992)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Left Work At 11pm. It Was Cold And Dark, And I Was Anxiou To Get Home, So I Cut Acros Some Soccer Field To Get To My Car. About Halfway Across, The Sprinkler Came On. Real FML

#5860815
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24070) - you deserved it (7968)

On 10/17/2009 at 1:18am - work - by legotron (woman) - United States (California)

Today the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home the owner came in to inform me that since the phone were on a battery back up I would be staying to man them. The phone rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML

#5851329
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29712) - you deserved it (1882)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - work - by devakii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Thought It Would Be A Funny Prank To Putted Duct Tape On Mah Eyes While I Was Sleeping So That When I Woke Up, I Would Be Blind. I Have No More Eyelashes. FML

#5848296
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38072) - you deserved it (2620)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

Today , I took parking permit off car to debate a ticket that I got fir not having permit displayed. Twenty minutes later,hen I got back to car , I had another ticket on window fir not having parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. big fat FML

#5847972
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28111) - you deserved it (7470)

On 10/16/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Unlucky. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that mah vrus protection program now has a vrus. FML

#5839185
86 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked ma boyfriend to nuke a can of soup 4 me. He said "in a sec, let me finis tis game" and continued to play on is Xbox 4 an our. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. Wen I sat down to eat, e paused te game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

#5826469
162 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:00am - health - by tooflufoschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today , was mom's brthday. I recently got frst job , thanks to her , looool an could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent frst paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice , then askd if I would mind if she exchangd it for one she actually likd. mega FML

#5826147
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26719) - you deserved it (3977)

On 10/14/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by mybmw (man) - United States (California)

Today I finishd moving to mah new apartment that is 45 minutes away from mah old one because mah workplace would be closer. I then get a phone call from mah boss telling me that he will transfer me to another workplace (closer to mah old apartment). mega FML

#5815195
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26676) - you deserved it (1993)

On 10/13/2009 at 12:00pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

looool Today.. . my wife askd me if se lookd cute in a new dress tat se bougt earlier today . I told er tat se almost looks like a supermodel . Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it . Guesso's sleeping on te couc . FML

#5785501
145 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by keepmouthshut (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting a grl tat I've likd 4 some time !! Wen I askd erat se was doing, se replid "texting an p.s !! I love you" !! I replid by telling er ma feelings 4 er !! Turns out "p.s !! I love you" was te name of te movie se was watcing wit er friends !! fat FML

#5779716
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40424) - you deserved it (11824)

On 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by pinoyson (man) - United States (California)



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