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Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
84 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

#13831440
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22663) - you deserved it (3111)

On 11/13/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

#13823567
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13408) - you deserved it (35782)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30913) - you deserved it (14129)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

#13822249
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32074) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

#13810119
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32053) - you deserved it (5463)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was excited to hear that I received three of my grad school recommendations in the mail from a very busy professor. They need to be submitted sealed, and of course, my nosy mom decided to open them. FML

#13785439
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36271) - you deserved it (2567)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by dcsunshine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38789) - you deserved it (3828)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

#13771882
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7673) - you deserved it (82977)

On 11/08/2010 at 11:18pm - love - by ashbox233 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

#13764337
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13534) - you deserved it (25078)

On 11/08/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

#13756349
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (2659)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML

#13753819
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25614) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:34pm - work - by Problem - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

#13733818
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42344) - you deserved it (3945)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:52am - love - by iheartexes (woman) - United States (California)



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