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Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (5704)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

#13482616
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10814) - you deserved it (21771)

On 10/17/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by baddoggy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

#13469252
80 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

#13468251
155 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
119 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (5607)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML

#13456460
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27481) - you deserved it (2765)

On 10/15/2010 at 6:52am - work - by ziatenaj - United States (California)

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML

#13446090
114 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 2:20pm - misc - by Casey - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

#13442740
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38493) - you deserved it (3102)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

#13442639
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (3274)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15245) - you deserved it (35003)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32856) - you deserved it (3731)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)



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