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Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

#21387788
76 comments

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On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

#21387157
66 comments

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On 04/03/2015 at 7:00pm - misc - by big_bail (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

#21387046
50 comments

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On 04/03/2015 at 2:08pm - health - by glocked and goaded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

#21386294
53 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by banana12321 - United States (California)

Today, while at work, a guy complained about me "touching his fries." At first I thought it was a joke, because he kept smiling, even after I offered him new ones. I realized it wasn't a joke when he threw the fries on the counter. FML

#21386179
60 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 10:04pm - work - by QueenCee - United States (California)

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

#21385144
51 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 2:06am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
182 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

#21384188
72 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
115 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

#21382737
59 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

#21382575
44 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 6:50pm - health - by Bonecrusher (man) - United States (California)

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
88 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML



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