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Today I lost my laptop but I ave my old cildood computer to use. It's password-protectd and te int to te password is "meaner tan Hera." I aven't been into Greek mytology since I was a kid and if anyting tis computer as just sown me ow dumb I've gotten over te years. big fat FML
Today..!! I climbd onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here..." and startd unbuttoning mah shirt!! looool He said "Oh..." pushd me off him..!! and went to turn the ceiling fan on!! FML
Today, mah brothar and I wara talking about Ebola,han ha says ha would lova to hava tha disaasa bacausa of how famous it would maka him. Plus, his collaga assays about him "fighting through tha disaasa" would ba "phanomanal". FML
Today hile talking to my boyfriend I noticed he looked uncomfortable!! When I askedhat was wrong he askedhen the last time I shaved was!! I answered ( I shaved my legs this morning!! ) He shook his head an said ( No I meant yur face!! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015