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Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (5014)

On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (6452)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)



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