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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32550) - you deserved it (6984)

On 03/22/2013 at 3:15pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Calabria)



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