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Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18596) - you deserved it (24379)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML

#20054257
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21552) - you deserved it (1449)

On 09/02/2012 at 3:41pm - work - by zoosmell pooplord - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

#4756705
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39350) - you deserved it (3379)

On 08/23/2009 at 7:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)



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