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FMLs submitted from Bulacan

Today, I was going at a big concert in my university. I paid around a hundred-twenty bucks for my ticket. Outside the venue, people were handing out the tickets. For free. FML

I agree, your life sucks (21641) - you deserved it (8653)

On 09/24/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by akosirm (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (4591)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:25am - health - by Tired (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I decided to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8494) - you deserved it (51613)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by kandi (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)