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FMLs submitted from British Columbia

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

#18872101
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16675) - you deserved it (432)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

#18857605
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18466) - you deserved it (1877)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML

#18857503
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7021) - you deserved it (24225)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29914) - you deserved it (1976)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15188) - you deserved it (4575)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10017) - you deserved it (34365)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

#18595788
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20598) - you deserved it (1480)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by treeless - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

#18548047
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16401) - you deserved it (4602)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

#18437830
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21868) - you deserved it (1568)

On 12/05/2011 at 5:30pm - money - by Poor Student - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11309) - you deserved it (31751)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

#18364181
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20868) - you deserved it (1764)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26637) - you deserved it (1531)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

#18225132
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23128) - you deserved it (8570)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)



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