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FMLs submitted from British Columbia

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7066) - you deserved it (16987)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

#2426
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6309) - you deserved it (26632)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

#2303
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16980) - you deserved it (1207)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

#1617
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16135) - you deserved it (1510)

On 01/18/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by scarred4life - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8188) - you deserved it (37340)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

#1198
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8854) - you deserved it (12231)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:43am - health - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

#1166
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3476) - you deserved it (19384)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21140) - you deserved it (6379)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11863) - you deserved it (31190)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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