Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by scarred4life - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:43am - health - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)
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