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Today , as I got to mah first class seat on an airplane , I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply . It's an eight hour flight . FML

#14239433
129 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. mega FML

#14197688
58 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by driver26 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today while parking my car, I accidentally bumpd into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replid by keying the entire right side of my car.

#14162371
88 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 2:40am - misc - by immunizations - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hile I was out of the house, mah 6 year old brother stole mah new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

#14023437
46 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by fmylife. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now mah doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

#13937569
127 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to mah yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, an mah noisy, obnoxious aunt an her three year old twin daughters playing an screaming . They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays . It's only November 18th . FML

#13889656
118 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 5:33pm - misc - by The Christmas Grinch - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,ile driving ome, I was so lonely I turnd on my GPS, even toug I knew te way, so it would feel like I ad someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
124 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work I was looking for mah lost wallet . After hours of looking I gave up an looool went home . The wallet then shows up in mah mail box with an envelope markd ( To the asshole . ) I opend the letter an it was filld with poop . My wallet too . FML

#13811167
117 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was mad at mah mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told mah math teacher that she should allow bathroom break because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

#13746005
91 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML

#13694009
66 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 10:16pm - work - by werewolfoflondon (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, mah little cousin is going to be staying at our house 4 a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't 4 the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts ( looool GO F YOURSELF! ) drectly into mah ear. Only another 11 months to go. mega FML

#13622060
181 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MAH PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS ADOPTD!! I CAN UNDERSTAND PARENTS WAITING 4 A CHILD TO BE OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND, BUT I'M 33 YEARS OLD!! FML

#13455884
106 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I accidentally admitted to two girls in mah first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. big fat FML

#13444529
144 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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