Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts "GO F YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to get a trim. However, follow-up damage control at home afterward shouldn't really be necessary on a fifty dollar haircut. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by grow_fasterrr - (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by tdiz - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, we were playing a game at work where whenever someone is in the washroom, we throw a 2 inch lug nut at the door because it makes a huge bang and scares whoever is in there. I was just opening the door to exit when someone threw the nut. It hit me in the face. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by PunctureWound - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by bibobobonnor (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend and I bought a brand new 72" flatscreen TV. After getting it hooked up and working, we went out for a smoke. Hearing this crashing and smashing noise, I went inside to find out my 2 year old daughter had found a metal pole and decided to use it on the TV. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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