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FMLs submitted from Bretagne

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15922) - you deserved it (2687) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (5081)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56413) - you deserved it (3657)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)



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