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Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

#20886598
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I agree, your life sucks (39929) - you deserved it (10670)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28315) - you deserved it (4108)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)



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