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Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44837) - you deserved it (5781)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

#3983429
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I agree, your life sucks (41326) - you deserved it (3197)

On 07/23/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Gg (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)



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