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FMLs submitted from Brabant

Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

#15504031 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (26978) - you deserved it (3222)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML

#13961412 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (18243) - you deserved it (7059)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

#12852491 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity I sent him a song I wrote for him about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him claiming he had written it. They are back together. FML

#4470917 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (46074) - you deserved it (14852)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:18am - love - by sadsongstress (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (56966) - you deserved it (2599)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)