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Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

#8754431
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (1987)

On 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by :( - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

#8580880
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20391) - you deserved it (2246)

On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10900) - you deserved it (31874)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

#6078140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31221) - you deserved it (5988)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)



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