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FMLs submitted from Beyrouth

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (8329) - you deserved it (5094)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, while browsing facebook I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML

#12864356 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (21179) - you deserved it (2780)

On 09/02/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by anyone (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

#8088886 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (16827)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

#7010356 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (20626) - you deserved it (1752)

On 12/29/2009 at 5:57am - animals - by PoachedFish (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

#2182938 (415)

I agree, your life sucks (69336) - you deserved it (7486)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)