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Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26301) - you deserved it (7827)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (3005)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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