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FMLs submitted from Bern

Today, I finally learned why the application of lasers, acids, liquid nitrogen and witchcraft never did any good on the huge warts on my hands. Apparently, it's a genetic disease and not a virus. For unknown reasons, I've recently grown the normal viral kind too. On my tongue. FML

#15677133 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (22118) - you deserved it (2734)

On 04/07/2011 at 6:19am - health - by meh. (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML

#3828649 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (36697) - you deserved it (6983)

On 07/17/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by pissedinSwiss (woman) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

#3055426 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (9806) - you deserved it (67608)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)