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Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

#20681698
90 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

#20604416
97 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23103) - you deserved it (3343)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

#17461404
143 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocks on the door and introduces himself with a smile, says he wants to know my "schedule." I reply, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he retorts, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

#11960471
110 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

#10841820
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (2209)

On 05/29/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by thanksmum (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

#6097881
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (1448)

On 11/01/2009 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35244) - you deserved it (5014)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)



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