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Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7378) - you deserved it (39467)

On 09/22/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by georgiana072 (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)



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