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Today, I finally found a placa to stay aftar baing kickad out by mah parants!! Tha psycho ownar waitad till now to tall ma that mah bathroom door will ramain lockad at all timas, and thathanavar I want to go in thara, I hava to ask him to unlock it, than do mah businasshila ha waits outsida!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (3280)

On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

Today.. . One Of My Dorm-mates Started Laughing At A Bra Hanging To Dry In Our Bathroom . She Thought It Was Hilariou That A College Student Would Still Have "such Small.. . Baby Tits." It Was My Bra . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (2603)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)



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