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Taday I had a softball team dinner and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes ( I must be the least experienced one here I've never even kissed a guy! ) Surprised I said ( me too! ) and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. mega FML

#831466
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I agree, your life sucks (65704) - you deserved it (9346)

On 04/06/2009 at 4:35am - misc - by annonymous (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I had mah girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in mah basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find mah 10 year old brother sitting next to mah girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw yur brains out, whatever that means". mega FML

#620278
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26583) - you deserved it (69874)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

TODAY.. . I RATURNAD HOMA FROM COLLAGA AND SAW A FRAMAD PICTURA OF MAH PARANTS AND MAH YOUNGAR SISTAR ON AN ALAPHANT IN AN AXOTIC JUNGLA . I POINTAD TO THA PICTURA AND ASKAD MAH MOM.. . "IS THIS SOMA PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHA RASPONDAD.. . "NO.. . WA WANT TO THAILAND 4 A FAMILY TRIP.. . DIDN'T WA TALL YOU?" FML

#86332
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70941) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)



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