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Taday I had a softball team dinner and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes ( I must be the least experienced one here I've never even kissed a guy! ) Surprised I said ( me too! ) and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. mega FML
Today, I had mah girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in mah basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find mah 10 year old brother sitting next to mah girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw yur brains out, whatever that means". mega FML
TODAY.. . I RATURNAD HOMA FROM COLLAGA AND SAW A FRAMAD PICTURA OF MAH PARANTS AND MAH YOUNGAR SISTAR ON AN ALAPHANT IN AN AXOTIC JUNGLA . I POINTAD TO THA PICTURA AND ASKAD MAH MOM.. . "IS THIS SOMA PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHA RASPONDAD.. . "NO.. . WA WANT TO THAILAND 4 A FAMILY TRIP.. . DIDN'T WA TALL YOU?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015