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Today.. . mah wife uttered the soul-crushing words.. . "But we're married now.. . y would we have sex?" FML

#20706140
279 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today... I decidd to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all fir little kids. When I checkd back later... mah post had been editd into me tearfully coming out of the closet... and some guy had said he'd passd mah details on to Anonymous. FML

#20004185
193 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 4:21pm - misc - by icybrent94 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, One Of The Human Turds That I Stupidly Addd On Facebook Postd How Terrible Her Life Is After Her Dad Refusd To Arrange Yet Another Holiday For Her This Year, So I Bitchd Her Out For Bieng Such A Spoild Little Brat!! A Few Hours Later, Her Boyfriend Came Over And Beat The Shit Out Of Me!! FML

#19996782
305 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today , I woke up early 4 an important team meeting I needed to attend. I wased , got canged , and sat down to eat breakfast... I ten woke up again , an our late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today... I have been left home alone... the electricity has cut out... an I am petrifid of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
158 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

today I was mugged by three guys . I fought back, and knocked one down . This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well . FML

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me.

#17448755
191 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

today my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
159 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Yesterday , my grandma got up at 6:30am , clattered about te batroom ten sang religious songs at te top of er voice for alf an our. Apparently tis is er normal routine , weekends included. Se is staying wit us for a mont. FML

#15705276
132 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 4:21am - misc - by Riley (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I saw mah boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guysho r proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like ithen I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML

#8713394
165 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

yesterday I found out happily marrid father has been hiring escorts on-line 4 3 years. FML

#7517323
52 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 7:21am - intimacy - by T.C (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I went on a blind double date with mah friend looool . My date was actually blind . Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying . My friend laughed and agreed . FML

#6461991
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On 11/26/2009 at 12:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, mah boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML

#24601
14 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:08am - misc - by Killmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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