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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

#20053776
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I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (3142)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:44am - love - by rotezora (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51955) - you deserved it (10959)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95237) - you deserved it (7674)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)



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