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FMLs submitted from Barnsley

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

#14297205 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (15308) - you deserved it (3722)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

#6958036 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (26840) - you deserved it (1720)

On 12/26/2009 at 3:47pm - love - by Vicky - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

#3880719 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (35510) - you deserved it (3119)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)



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