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FMLs submitted from Baja California

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

#17394408 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (17740) - you deserved it (3347)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

#14669147 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (16542) - you deserved it (2902)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:36am - misc - by GuillermoCJ - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

#3969079 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (40892) - you deserved it (6329)

On 07/23/2009 at 1:23am - love - by costcocondoms (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt ?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

#2424639 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (5165) - you deserved it (45307)

On 05/30/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by getmoneyab (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)