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Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36117) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9013) - you deserved it (29602)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)



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