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Today, mah boss chewd me out for correcting several spelling an grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words ( Think your so damn smart, don't ya? ) were utterd. I'm his secretary, an proofreading his shit is part of mah job. FML

#21243125
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On 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

today I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

#21222884
58 comments

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On 07/28/2014 at 6:16am - work - by Scotty (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today.. . I told mah husband that I didn't feel like he loved me . He looked away and replied.. . "Fair enough" . FML

#21194486
72 comments

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

#21165255
117 comments

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On 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, IN THE FITTING ROOMS AT WORK, A 10-YEAR-OLD KID THREW A COAT-HANGER DRECTLY AT MAH FACE . THE KID'S FATHER DIDN'T APOLOGISE ON HIS BEHALF, BUT INSTEAD CONGRATULATED HIM ON WAT HE CALLED "A WICKED SHOT" . FML

#21162381
127 comments

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On 06/04/2014 at 1:07am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today.. . while laying on the couch cat cummed and laid on me . Turns out ass is big enough for 13 year old cat to walk around in crcles.. . wash itself.. . stretch and sleep . FML

#21159082
73 comments

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On 06/01/2014 at 6:28am - animals - by Fat Arsed Lass - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out that just because roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destind to be a present fir best friend,hom I haven't seen in years. real FML

#21147516
116 comments

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On 05/21/2014 at 5:23pm - misc - by NoMoreMeatForAYear (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minute into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloadd into me from behind, and looool snarld, "That's 4 knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

#21092834
74 comments

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On 03/21/2014 at 5:44pm - health - by iusedprotectionanyway (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I lost pone. I called te number from friend's pone, oping I could find it. A guy answered, lauged "Tanks for te pone!" and ung up. FML

#20979337
100 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 12:54pm - misc - by phonegotlostinthepark - New Zealand (Auckland)

Yesterday, I was cuddling my new boyfriend,hen he went in to kiss me 4 the frst time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

#20917814
93 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 4:28pm - love - by fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I askd my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She respondd that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML

#20913413
66 comments

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On 10/09/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

today in a fit of looool jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

#20899473
74 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

yastarday salf-astaam sank so low that I sabotagad workplaca's corporata natwork, than fixad it, just so I could faal naadad. FML

#20878417
68 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 3:40pm - work - by sysadmin:~# rm -rf / (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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