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FMLs submitted from Armed Forces Pacific

Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML

#17862319 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (19170) - you deserved it (1268)

On 09/29/2011 at 8:27am - misc - by btchzloveit (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, I received a call while at the dispatch station for the Naval hospital I work at. It was a woman having a panic attack. Apparently, she couldn't plug her vacuum in, and was more or less freaking out. I had to take her in anyway. FML

#12162115 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (15318) - you deserved it (1663)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:42am - work - by HM (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML

#10751307 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (23834) - you deserved it (1645)

On 05/25/2010 at 5:29am - work - by Jimbo (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)



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