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Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23424) - you deserved it (2044)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:21pm - misc - by copenhagen20 - United States (Armed Forces Africa)



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