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Today, mah boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. fat FML

#19196280
160 comments

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On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to tell mah mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to mah boyfriend. FML

#19052034
103 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I ad to call AAA for te fift time in two monts. Wen te driver got out, I instantly recognizd im. It was te same guy wo elpd me out all te previous occasions. Wen e saw me, e snortd and doubld over lauging. FML

#19048671
88 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink cuz my bathroom is being completely revampd, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse looool to let anyone use it. fat FML

#19032094
157 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today family an I were burning our Christma tree. For a laugh dad jokingly pushed me toward the fre. I tripped an doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today... I Guass I Accidantally Laft Facabook Opan On My Work Computar Whila I Want To Tha Bathroom... Bacausa My Boss Updatad My Status To "Unamployad." FML

#18765651
233 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A CLOGGED MILK GLAND. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, PREGNANT AND THEREFORE HAVE ALSO NEVER BREASTFED. THIS CONDITION IS CAUSED BY MAH BOYFRIEND'S OVER-ACTIVE URGE TO SUCK ON MAH NIPPLES. I'M IN HORRIBLE PAIN, AND HE WON'T STOP LAUGHING. FML

#18698902
194 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend yelld at me fir breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy . She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts . Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts . She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises . mega FML

#18561391
290 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah car was towad. Aftar taking a cab all tha way to tha lot fir $45 an paying tha $250 faa to gat mah car back, mah car broka down in tha impound lot an naadad to ba towad to tha naarast shop, whara it took anothar $200 to fix, an $50 fir tha towing. I still hava a 3 hour driva homa. FML

#18401623
90 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had botox injections to stop mah face sweating so much!! Now the sweat is almost gone, but mah facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffld." FML

#18189475
84 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today... Mah Mom Took A Bright Red Sharpie And Drew A Red Circle Just Above Mah Breasts. She Said... "If I Can See This... Ever... Yur Shirt Is Either Too Low Cut Or Too See Through And It Will Be Thrown Away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was drivingen I saw someone pulled over on te side of te road!! Wanting to elp, I pulled over!! In so doing, I ran over a nail,ic popped ma tire!! Te guy ad just pulled over to pee!! FML

#17973264
70 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by happyshit (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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