Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)
Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 9:14am - misc - by bitchyhiccups (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)
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