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Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46437) - you deserved it (7201)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

#12896
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32621) - you deserved it (4800)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:23am - misc - by paradox (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML

#5857
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8756) - you deserved it (44764)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7386) - you deserved it (26104)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13692) - you deserved it (25452)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

#1325
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5668) - you deserved it (15205)

On 01/16/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by Alex - United States (Arizona)



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