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Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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108 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

#14234823
125 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

#14150081
93 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 1:53am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

#14113537
76 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

#13975253
64 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

#13949497
139 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was so angry but when I stated "I am going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our 2 year anniversary. FML

#13837334
129 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 3:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

#13760701
97 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)

Today, after staying in bed all day for a week from sickness, I get up to tell my mom I have terrible back pain and feel extremely dizzy. After curling up on the chair next to her, not being able to keep my head up for too long, she simply stares at me and says, "Can I finish my dinner now?" FML

#13720258
63 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 10:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

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61 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 10:54pm - misc - by kitty (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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173 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)



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