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Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

#15090648
60 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8658) - you deserved it (67485)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12 month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML

#14874004
102 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by cllutz (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
116 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
202 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

#14780343
211 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 10:13pm - love - by gotnogame (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

#14686261
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22224) - you deserved it (2045)

On 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

#14634381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7938) - you deserved it (25822)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (4598)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

#14451100
110 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 1:56pm - kids - by jenabp - United States (Arizona)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21888) - you deserved it (6019)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47554) - you deserved it (4083)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

#14234823
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27529) - you deserved it (11707)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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