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FMLs submitted from Aquitaine

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (7540) - you deserved it (705)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (11681) - you deserved it (1909)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (5090) - you deserved it (20482)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320 (28)

I agree, your life sucks (4476) - you deserved it (16410)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)



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