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Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends!! They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on!! I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me!! FML

#21319659
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (3114)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, As I Was Driving Out Of A Parking Lot, Some Douchebag Yelled At Me: ( Nice Car! Too Bad Your So Ugly! ) It Was My Friend's Car, So I Don't Even Have That Going 4 Me!!

#21246563
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (2866)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by leem (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considerd faking my entre family's deaths to escape it all!! mega FML

#21157433
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37903) - you deserved it (4415)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:33pm - misc - by save me (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

yesterday during dinner, ma mom told ma dad an me in great detail about te ( awesome ) new cosmetic surgery idea se just ad: constructing earlobes 4 lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit troug tis until I finised ma plate. FML

#20941234
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41762) - you deserved it (3721)

On 11/01/2013 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Champignon (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out professor can't make it to class due to the weather!! She lives down street!! FML

#20495386
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (2951)

On 02/06/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by refticon (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today I Hid My Weed Stash In A Bag From An Expensive Jewellery Store. My Sister Walked Into My Room Went "Ooh Hat's This?" An Grabbed The Bag. I Grabbed It Back An Ad-libbed That It Was Her Christmas Gift. Now I Actually Have To Buy Her Expensive Jewellery. FML

#20405613
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10962) - you deserved it (57967)

On 12/18/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by junkie (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today... my boyfriend decided to piss in the showerhile I was standing next to him. I did not mind... until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his looool pisshile the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37786) - you deserved it (3168)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today , my grandfater died. Te last ting e said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fis store. FML

#11377747
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42017) - you deserved it (4755)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:49am - misc - by Mangler (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I Was Babysitting A Really Annoying Kid Who Wouldn't Listen To Me, An Threw His Food Through The Kitchen, So I Punished Him. When His Mother Cummed Home He Ran To Her An Said, "Mommy, Mommy, It's Not True Wat You Told Me, Fat People R NOT Nice!" FML

#6120564
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33881) - you deserved it (4990)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I was chewing mah penhile I was paying attention to mah teacher!! I chewed a bit too hard, an something broke off, so I casually looked at mah pen!! It was unharmed!! One of mah front teeth had broken off!! Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call mah dentist!! fat FML

#5705079
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26345) - you deserved it (11580)

On 10/07/2009 at 4:07pm - health - by Nochnoii (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)



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