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Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

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Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 4:07pm - health - by Nochnoii (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

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