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FMLs submitted from Antwerpen

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (2136)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

#11377747 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (3419)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:49am - misc - by Mangler (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

#6120564 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (26195) - you deserved it (3694)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML

#5705079 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (19412) - you deserved it (8099)

On 10/07/2009 at 4:07pm - health - by Nochnoii (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)