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Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36885) - you deserved it (3051)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Angus)



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