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Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
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I agree, your life sucks (52375) - you deserved it (4406) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10795) - you deserved it (34124)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21556) - you deserved it (6472)

On 11/14/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by SpeakerPhone (woman) - France (Alsace)



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