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Today , I ad frst job interview in years. Wile I was waiting 4 te manager to come out I realized I ad forgotten te resume tat I ad printed out te nigt before , since e specifically asked me to bring one. FML

#5825013
25 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:45am - work - by jzone32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML

#5715607
47 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 12:24am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I cummed home from work to my basement flooding. With sewage. That wasn't from our house. FML

#5656248
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (1683)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by razzipost1 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I receivd a surprise "absolute final notice" email fir payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding there letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML

#5556701
50 comments

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On 09/29/2009 at 10:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today..!! I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor store so the clerk don't think bad about me!! FML

#5407765
105 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 12:37am - health - by Cpt_Concerned (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of tis really nice guy . I sure ope e tinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards an knocking over an old man is cute . FML

#5325412
40 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 12:14am - love - by mudafkrmas (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft fir the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games.

#5263427
186 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 10:56pm - misc - by stupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WASD ONE OF MY ROOMMATES T-SIRTS. I FORGOT TO REMOVE IT BEFORE PUTTING IT IN TE DRYER, AND ALL TE PRINT ON TE FRONT MELTD OFF. IT WAS A GIFT FROM IS GIRLFRIEND. WO AS JUST PASSD AWAY. FML

#5138751
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45815) - you deserved it (17775)

On 09/08/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by whyme27 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on mah boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticd something crunchy in mah mouth. Turns out, he went digging 4 treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in mah mouth. FML

#5074855
130 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Porkchop05 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML

#5035637
107 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 2:23am - kids - by NotYourLady (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

today my boyfriend and I were having a shower together fir the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move , he slippd , and when he fell he kickd my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

#4994494
44 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, My Best Friend Informd Me That I Could Not Be Her Maid Of Honour Because I ( Wasn't As Pretty As The Other Bridesmaids ) And She Wantd Her Wedding Photos To Have ( Consistency ). FML

#4914313
106 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by deadmedia (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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