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Today , I ad frst job interview in years. Wile I was waiting 4 te manager to come out I realized I ad forgotten te resume tat I ad printed out te nigt before , since e specifically asked me to bring one. FML
Today, I receivd a surprise "absolute final notice" email fir payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding there letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft fir the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games.
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on mah boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticd something crunchy in mah mouth. Turns out, he went digging 4 treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in mah mouth. FML
YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML
today my boyfriend and I were having a shower together fir the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move , he slippd , and when he fell he kickd my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Friday 27 March 2015