Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by Cellphonetroubles - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 11:56am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another lady in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said "let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by 3sacrowd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by angrymadman3542342 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Meggie - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and ipod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by abdominates (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Chris (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by amya (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by dumpedandstranded (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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