Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by Beaten (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
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On 03/30/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by GonnaGetFired - United States (Alaska)
Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 5:14am - intimacy - by shygurl434 - United States (Alaska)
Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 7:20am - work - by dys (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I woke up to my cell phone alarm buzzing. It wasn't time to wake up yet, so I snoozed it. It buzzed again, this time with "One New Voicemail." I had "snoozed" my nephew. Stationed in Iraq. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my jeep wouldn't start so I opened the hood. I slammed my fingers in my jeep's hood. It latched shut. My hood release was inside the cab, and the jeep was in neutral and on an incline. It started to roll... with a ditch about 5 yards away. I had to skin my own fingers to get them out. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 8:28pm - misc - by FoundMyLighter (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)
Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 4:43am - health - by SterlingEnigma (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, while working at my life guard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and harshly yelled "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by ugh.. (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 8:05pm - love - by CityGirl (woman) - United States (Alaska)
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