Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)
Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)
Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by alphafoxy21 - United States (Alaska)
Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Person in Alaska with a Ferret - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by shadowfigure (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by alaskan1989 - United States (Alaska)
Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
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On 01/02/2011 at 4:36am - misc - by peacechick25 - United States (Alaska)
Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)
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