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Today, I lost a grade on an essay, cuz according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML

#21371844
111 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm - misc - by writerflaw - United States (Alaska)

I Got To Saa My Bast Friand Fir Ta First Tima In Monts. Har First Raaction Was To Say, "Wow, U Gainad A Lot Of Waigt." I Actually Lost A Fair Bit. FML

#21364630
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30556) - you deserved it (2656)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by boyishgirl - United States (Alaska)

Today... I found out first-and tat te most orrifying sigt u can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty wit eac oter in a dance club's run-down... public restroom. FML

#21316146
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31688) - you deserved it (4336)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

aftar putting in so much affort to forgiva my husband 4 his affair..!! wa had sax!! Not avan 2 minutas into it..!! ha calld ma by tha othar woman's nama!! FML

#21309730
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48557) - you deserved it (10568)

On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today , an elderly woman was crossing the street an droppd her bag of groceries . I got out of my car to assist her , but she beat me repeatedly , yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype" . Sorry for trying to help . FML

#21277469
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33700) - you deserved it (2723)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony with all of our family and friends. Too bad it ended with us leaving the reception before dancing even started, since my groom couldn't stop bawling his eyes out from all the stress. real FML

Today, I confrontd mah girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accusd ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheater themselve do. FML

#21173408
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46930) - you deserved it (4672)

On 06/13/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Yesterday , Mah Brain Decided To Go Into Suicide Mode. So Far I've Managed To Open A Fridge Door Into Mah Face , Walk Balls-first Into The Corner Of A Table , And Sliced Mah Finger While Trying To Cut Open Some Thick Plastic Packaging With Scissors. I'll Probably Be Dead By The Time This Is Posted. FML

#21165186
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48205) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

TODAY WHILE ON THE HIGHWAY A GUY IN A TRUCK SPED UP TO PASS ME. HE WAS HAULING A TRAILER WHICH HIT ME AN RAN ME OFF THE ROAD. I CALLED THE COPS AN FOLLOWED HIM ALL THE WAY INTO TOWN WHERE THE COPS PULLED HIM OVER. THEY LET HIM GO WITHOUT EVEN A TICKET BECAUSE "HE DIDN'T KNOW HE HIT YOU." FML

#21162885
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45508) - you deserved it (3601)

On 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by Off_Road (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, Mah Wife's Cat Ran Away. After Spending A Lot Of Money Making "Lost Cat" Flyers And Driving Around 4 Hours Passing Them Out And Searching 4 Her Cat, He Walkd Downstars. FML

Yesterday, coworkers decided to throw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML

#21126521
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42915) - you deserved it (5178)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:58pm - work - by fat girl - United States (Alaska)

Today , I told my mom that my boyfriend had broken up with me. She was more upset about it than I was. She actually almost crid. FML

#21076568
54 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 2:13am - love - by Chilly (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I Texted Mah Boyfriend Of Two Yeres And Asked If He Wanted To Go To Ball With Me. His Response Was "The Person You Are Trying To Message Cancelled Their Phone Service And Moved To Mexico. Taco Taco Burrito." I'll Take That As A No. Mega FML

#21024175
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)



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